Oh, Internet... {56}

Happy Hallowtide! 

Speaking of death, my computer is dying a slow and painful death.  I got this laptop as a graduation gift from my parents at the end of 2010, so I guess it's time.  It's starting to overheat and the screen is doing this weird thing where black pixels turn red and white pixels turn blue (er, cyan).  Sort of impossible to edit pictures when you don't know what color things actually are!  But never fear- I've got a brand new computer arriving today!  Mr. Geek has had a Microsoft Surface for 2 years now (he got the original RT, then last year upgraded to the Surface Pro 2) and he LOVES it, and I've been a little jealous so...now I've got a Surface Pro 3 :)  Hurray for living in the future!

Anyway, all of this is to say that I haven't been reading many blogs on my dying laptop lately, so this edition of Oh, Internet... will once again be a little thin.

But still awesome!

Vader's Little Princess has been turned into a 2015 wall calendar.  I WANT.

Kate Spade is collaborating with Gap Kids!  I feel like baby clothes are so much more fashionable nowadays than when I was a baby...

Carrots for Michaelmas shared a beautiful reflection on the vocation of motherhood.  (Who am I kidding- everything Haley writes is beautiful!)

Matt Walsh once again stated the obvious when he pointed out that the best time to have children is when you're young, even if it doesn't feel like the most convenient time. 

What happened on your internet this week?

Much love,
The Geeks

Crafting Adventures: Han Solo Halloween Costume

I've shown you how I put together Chief's ewok costume and my Princess Leia costume, so today I have one last tutorial- Mr. Geek's Han Solo Costume!

Time to complete: the amount of time it takes your husband to get dressed.

Supplies:

-an oatmeal-colored cotton henley long-sleeved shirt
-a black vest
-dark wash jeans
-a holster belt
-a "blaster"

[The belt holster and gun are the exact same ones I bought for mine from the costume store.  If you're going for accuracy, Han wears navy blue slacks with red stripes down the outer seams, but jeans were so much easier- no sewing!]

-The best part of this costume- there's no sewing required!

What is your husband dressing as for Halloween this year?  Do you do themed family costumes?

Much love,
The Geeks

*all photos personal*

Wordless Wednesday: Villains

*personal photo*

Today I'm linking up over at Focused on the Magic for the Wordless Wednesday Disney blog hop!  Today's theme is Villains.  This picture wasn't taken at a Disney Park- it was at the Air and Scare indoor trick-or-treating event we attended this weekend at the Udvar-Hazy Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.  My little ewok was a little intimidated by Darth Vader, but she posed for a picture anyway!  Click the button below to join in on the blog hop!

 

Much love,

The Geeks

Crafting Adventures: Leia on Endor Halloween Costume

So yesterday I showed you how I assembled Chief's ewok costume.  Today I'm going to show you how I made my costume- Princess Leia's military uniform on Endor.

Time to complete: 1 naptime (aka 1 hour.  If your child naps for longer than an hour, you can probably complete both this costume and the ewok costume together during one naptime)

Supplies:

-2 1/4 yards camouflage fleece
-light wash jeans
-combat-style boots
-holster belt
-"blaster"
-black thread
-sewing machine

[Leia's combat poncho (who the eff wears a poncho into battle...) is actually made of a lightweight, probably waterproof material with more of a watercolor palette than this.  I decided to use fleece because it would save me some work- no hemming needed!  Remember, I wasn't going for 100% accuracy, just something passable for Halloween festivities.  If you're looking for extra credit, get some 1" wide yellow ribbon and attach it down the length of the jeans on the outer seams.  These are jeans I plan to wear again, however, so I left the ribbon off.  I found the faux-leather holster at the costume store in the cowboys and Indians section- it's basically a belt with a holster that you can slide to either hip.  The "blaster" is just a pistol from the police and military section of the costume store- it makes a very futuristic sound when you pull the trigger, nothing like a real gun.  The selection of Star Wars weapons was pretty limited in the store where I was shopping- mostly light sabers, obviously, and some big obnoxious white guns.  Leia carries a huge black blaster, but this little pistol worked just fine.]

-The poncho should fall to about knee-length in the back and hip-length in the front, so use a long piece of measuring tape and measure out that length, draping the tape over your shoulder just as the poncho will drape.  Cut a rectangle from the camo fabric that is the length you measured.  I was happy with the width from this particular bolt of fabric, but there was a white strip down one side naming the brand and style of fabric so I cut that off.  You want your rectangle to be wide enough so that when you put it on (after you cut a hole for your head) it will reach from wrist to wrist when you hold your arms out straight.  (It doesn't have to go all the way to your wrists- the important part is that it completely covers the width of your torso.)

a helpful diagram for the next bit

-Now you need to decide where to cut the hole for your head.  Fold your rectangle of fabric in half lengthwise.  The total length of this rectangle is k + h, with the variables defined in the diagram above- k is the length from your collarbone down to the backs of your knees, and h is the length from your collarbone down to your hips.  Measure one of those lengths- h is easier to measure on yourself, and it's shorter- and mark that spot on the fold of the rectangle with a pin.  When you unfold the fabric, that pin will mark the center of where your neck hole should be. 

-Place your measuring tape along your collarbone to determine the width of your neck hole.  I decided that 10" would be wide enough for me- this fleece stretches, so you don't need a terribly wide hole to fit your head through.  Cut a slit of that length, making sure the center of your slit is on the pin you used to mark the position.

-Now, you can totally stop there and no one will know the difference.  Leia's poncho technically has a hood, but I don't think she ever wears it (I need to watch the movie again!) so nobody would know if you didn't make one.  I figured that I had so much extra fabric, I may as well give it a shot.  Take your extra fabric and measure 2 rectangles that are each 18" high and the same width as your neck hole (in my case, 10").

-Lay the rectangles on top of each other, right sides together, and pin them together along one short side and one long side (it doesn't matter which).  Using a zig-zag stitch and a dark thread (I used black because it was already in my machine), sew the rectangles together along those pinned sides.  Be sure to back stitch at the beginning and the end!  I chose to use a zig-zag stitch because this fabric is a little heavy, and I figured it would both allow for some stretch and hold itself together well against the weight of the fabric.

-Turn the hood right-side-out.  Because you're working with rectangles, it will be sort of pointy.  You can either choose to not push the corner all the way through, leaving it sort of curved, or just not wear the hood anyway and no one will know :)  If you're going for total accuracy, round one corner of each rectangle before you sew them together, like the hood for the ewok costume.

-Just like with the ewok costume, find the center point of the front and the back of the neck hole and mark them with pins.  Find the midpoints between these pins and mark them with pins, so that you've divided your hole into fourths.  Do the same with the hood- the seam will be the middle of the back and the ends of the sides of the hood will be the middle of the front when they come together.  Line up the quarters of the hole and the hood and pin them, right sides together.  Using the same thread and zig-zag stitch, sew all the way around the neck hole to attach the hood.  You may need to gather it slightly, but that shouldn't matter.

-If you plan to wear the poncho all night, it doesn't matter what shirt you wear underneath.  In the movie, Leia wears a short sleeved khaki button-down work shirt with a front pocket.  She wears light blue slacks with yellow stripes down the outside, but, for simplicity's sake, I went with jeans.  (I bought some light grey leggings, but at the last minute I decided the slightly looser jeans would look more accurate.)  Leia's boots are knee high and black, but I wasn't about to buy new shoes just for this costume (though it was tempting, to be sure).  Wear your holster belt so that it buckles on top of the front of your poncho and wraps around your back inside the poncho.  This will give you some shape and hold the poncho in place.  I opted for natural-looking makeup and a nude lip

-And now we need to discuss that hairstyle.  Never fear- Princess Leia definitely used hair extensions, because it would be impossible to pull off all of those styles with just the hair she was born with.  (Especially if you look at the length and thickness of her hair when she wears it loose at the end of the last film.)  For this look, she has a double row of braids circling her head, and a braided bun at the base of her neck.  (It may actually be two braided buns- I couldn't find a picture with a good angle.)  If you want to skip the hairstyle entirely, you can try to find a helmet like the one she wears on Endor.  I knew a helmet would be too cumbersome and hot indoors- wearing this fleece poncho is kind of like walking around in a Snuggie, so I was already a little uncomfortable- so I decided to attempt the braids.  If you can find braided hair extensions in your coloring that will wrap around your head, use those and focus your attention on the bun (or buns).  If not, here's how I did the hair:

This is a diagram of the top of my head that will be helpful for the next part

-Part your hair down the middle.  Divide your hair into three sections by brushing your hair back at the crown of your head so that your part extends just over half of the length of your head.  You now have 3 sections- the two sides of the part in the front of your head and the back of your head beyond the crown.  (I made sure that the front sections included a little bit of hair from behind my ears.)  Pull the back section into a ponytail to keep it out of the way.

-Braid each of the two side sections and tie them off with a small rubber band (or just temporarily secure the ends of the braids with bobby pins).  Start the braids as close to your scalp as possible, and keep them tight as you go.  Drape each braid over the top of your head like milkmaid braids, only don't overlap them- lay them flat, one in front of the other.  Pin the end of each braid under the beginning of the other with bobby pins that match your hair color.  Try to hide the braids in your hair.

-Braid the back ponytail, then wrap the braid around the base of the ponytail and secure with bobby pins to create a bun.  If you have a lot of hair, you could make two ponytails side by side and create two braided buns, but, again, I'm not sure which is accurate.

-Spray the heck out of everything with hair spray.

My hair is getting long, but it's never been very thick, so my braids are thin and lame, as is the bun in the back.  The best results come from long, thick hair.

So that's it!  After a brief interruption tomorrow, you can come back Thursday for the last and simplest costume of the three- Han Solo!

What are you going to be for Halloween this year?

Much love,
The Geeks

*all photos are personal*

Crafting Adventures: Ewok Halloween Costume

If you follow Our Geeky Adventure on Instagram, then you know that I made our Halloween costumes this year, and I promised you some tutorials!  (You also already know what they are ^_^)

Straight from Endor, we're Han, Leia, and a tiny little ewok!  This weekend we went to the Udvar-Hazy Smithsonian Air and Space Museum's Air and Scare, an indoor trick-or-treating event that included photo opportunities with Star Wars and Ghost Busters characters.

These are really more assemble-it-yourself costumes, but I still figured I would share the process with you for all three of them.  (Han's costume involved absolutely no sewing!  Woohoo!)

Let's start with the little ewok!

Time to complete: One naptime (aka 1 hour- probably less, since you won't have to figure out the method like I did)

Supplies:

-1 1/2 yards orange suede material (amount depends on the size of your ewok)
-brown hoodie and sweat pants
-spear
-orange thread
-sewing machine

[I found the orange material in the sale pile at my local JoAnn's.  Look in the furniture fabric section to find this stuff.  You could also use a regular quilting-weight cotton, but I liked the texture of the suede.  I found the spear at the costume store in the cowboys and Indians section- it's tiny, and has a piece of string attached to it so you can sling it over your arm.  Whoever was holding the ewok looped their thumb through that string so that when she inevitably tried to throw it, it wouldn't hit the ground- or any unsuspecting Storm Troopers.]

-Using scissors or a seam ripper, remove the hood from the sweatshirt, then undo the seam holding the two pieces of the hood together.

-Lay the orange fabric out flat and place the sweatshirt on top, lining up the bottom edges.  Fold the orange fabric over the sweatshirt and cut the excess material, so that you have yourself a little sweatshirt sandwich.  (Well, taco, really.)  If your orange fabric is significantly wider than the sweatshirt, trim it so that they are roughly the same width.

-Remove the sweatshirt and unfold the orange fabric, then re-fold it so that the wrong side of the fabric is facing out.  Place the sweatshirt back on top of the folded fabric so that the top of the sweatshirt is aligned with the fold.  Using a chalk pencil or fabric pen, trace the neckline of the sweatshirt onto the orange fabric.  Cut along the curve you've traced so that when you unfold the fabric, there is a hole for your ewok's head.

-Fold the other piece of orange fabric in half, right sides together, and place on of the pieces of the hood on top and trace around it.  Add an extra 1/2 inch at the bottom so that the hood of your ewok's poncho cover's her forehead more than the sweatshirt would have.  (I think I added a bit too much length- more like an inch- so the hood was super floppy.  It made for some adorable pictures though!)  Cut along your traced lines and you'll have two pieces.

-Using a regular straight stitch on your sewing machine (or by hand, but ain't nobody got time for that), place the two hood pieces right sides together and sew along the curve.  Remember to back stitch at the beginning and end!  (I was lazy and used the thread that was already in my machine, which was black.  No one will see this stitch anyway.)

-Turn the hood right-side-out and place it on your ewok, if she's available.  If she's still taking her nap, you can just use your best judgment to estimate where the ears should go.  With the hood folded along the seam, I measured 4 1/2" from the straight edge (the opening of the hood) and 3 1/4" from the top, on both sides, and placed straight pins there to mark them as the ear holes.

helpful diagram for this next bit

-Open the hood, as if it were on your ewok's head, and let the front fold down over an imaginary forehead.  Using your straight pins as the center of the lines, draw a 1" line along the curve of the hood on each side.  Cut along these lines to open the holes for your ewok's ears.

-Cut two sorta-kinda oval shapes from your discarded sweatshirt hood, roughly 1" by 2".  (I literally just folded the end of a piece of fabric into the below ear shape and cut it off, leaving a little base.  When I unfolded the fabric, it looked like this.  You don't need a perfect oval.)

-Fold them so they look like ears.  I don't know how else to say that.  (Make sure they mirror each other- so the other ear would fold the right side over the left.)

-Poke the ears through the holes.  Open up the base of each ear so that it's flat, like above, and use a whip stitch to attach it to the hood.  You will see these stitches on the other side, so use a thread that is the same color as the hood.

-Here's what your stitches look like on the other side.  I wasn't sure how else to attach these ears (glue?) but I decided not to worry about visible stitching- ewoks are a primitive race, not known for their professional sewing skills.

-Here's where it gets tricky.  (Well, it was tricky for me, but I figured it out, so it won't be tricky for you!)  Fold the body of your poncho in half lengthwise so that you can mark the middle of the front and back of the neck hole with a straight pin.  Find the midpoints between those pins and mark those points with pins, dividing the neck hole into 4 sections.  Fold each half of your hood in half and mark the midpoints with pins so that it, too, is divided into 4 sections- the front and back marked by the opening of the hood (the ends of the fabric) and the seam, respectively.  Now, if the sweatshirt you're working with is a pullover, you should be able to attach the hood by sewing it to the body, right sides of the fabric together, with a straight stitch, lining up the 4 sections- pin the seam to the middle of the back of the neck and the opening on the middle of the front, and line up the midpoint pins of the hood with the pins of the body.  That is how your sweatshirt was assembled, so it should work the same way here.

However, my sweatshirt is a zip-up, meaning the neck hole is not wide enough to pull over my ewok's big ol' head.  When I attached it this way, it resulted in a hole that was too tiny for her to pull on.  I could have slit the poncho up the middle and added a zipper, which would have been annoying.  Instead, I decided to create a wide opening for the hood, so that the two sides do not meet in the middle.  I attached the hood so that the ends of the two sides are just past the middle of the sides of the neck hole.  Does that makes sense?

Basically, if you measure the width of the hood when it's lying open, and then measure the circumference of the neck hole, you'll notice that the neck hole is larger than the hood.  If you try to attach the hood so that its ends meet in the front, you'll have to gather the neck hole in so that it shrinks to fit- making it too small to pull over your ewok's head, but not a problem if the poncho were to be zipped up the front.  I lined up the seam of my hood with the middle of the back of the neck hole, then attached the hood so that neither piece was gathering.  This resulted in the hood being attached just in front of my ewok's shoulders.

Again, use a straight stitch, any color thread you want, and back stitch at the beginning and end.

-Finally, find the middle of the bottom of the front of the poncho.  Mark a spot at about the tip of your ewok's shoulder (use the sweatshirt as a guide, or have your ewok model the costume if she's available).  Cut a not-perfectly-straight line from the midpoint of the bottom up to that point marking the edge of the shoulder.  Do the same on the other side.  Repeat on the back.  This will result in a point on the front and back of the poncho (tunic?).

-Have your ewok wear her sweatshirt and sweatpants inside out, because the fuzzy insides of the fleece fabric resemble fur.  Put the orange poncho over her head and have her hold the little spear.

I know this isn't a 100% accurate costume.  I didn't have to make a full tunic- most ewoks wear just a hood- but I wanted to cover the zipper on the sweatshirt.  For a lot less fabric, you can make just a hood.  If you want extra credit, you can hem your edges, but I figured a little fraying was okay, because of the whole primitive race thing I mentioned earlier.

Tune in tomorrow for directions on the Leia costume!

What are you dressing your little one as for Halloween this year?

Much love,
The Geeks

*all photos are personal*

Oh, Internet... {55}

I didn't have a whole lot of time for the internet this week, so this roundup of the best bits of the internet is short:

The ModCloth blog talked about the historically inaccurate yet deliciously beautiful Sofia Coppola film Marie Antoinette, one of my all-time-favorite guilty pleasure movies.

A Beautiful Mess shared a recipe for homemade cookie butter made from any cookie flavor you want!  I'm gonna have to try this...

What happened on your internet this week?

Much love,
The Geeks

Wordless Wednesday: Transportation

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Today I'm linking up over at Focused on the Magic for the Wordless Wednesday Disney blog hop!  Today's theme is Transportation.  I'd say this is my favorite form of transportation in Disney's Hollywood Studios- the limo sent by Aerosmith to take us to their show!  Click the button below to join in on the blog hop!

 

Much love,

The Geeks

Fashion Adventures: If Turtlenecks are Wrong, I Don't Want to be Right

I took outfit photos last week for the first time in a long time, and I'm really excited to share the pictures.  They're not particularly good pictures- it had rained all day and the pictures are a little wet and dark- and I'm still a total cheeseball when it comes to posing for these things, but they're proof that I'm pretty much back to my pre-pregnancy weight.  I haven't officially weighed myself, so I could still be carrying an extra pound or two, but everything fits the way it fit before I got pregnant, and that's good enough for me. 

So I'm not going to say much in this post, just let the pictures speak for themselves.

 

 

 

 

Earrings: gift
Sweater: Macy's
Necklace: gift
Watch: Kate Spade
Bracelet: gift
Jeggings: Cato
Boots: Shoe Station

When did you finally drop all your baby weight?  I had expected about 9 months...but it's been almost a year.  Close enough!

Much love,
The Geeks

*all photos are personal*

Wordless Wednesday: Country

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Today I'm linking up over at Focused on the Magic for the Wordless Wednesday Disney blog hop!  Today's theme is Country.  France is one of my favorite country pavilions in Epcot because Belle, my favorite princess, occasionally makes an appearance, and because the food there is really good!  Click the button below to join in on the blog hop!

 

 

Much love,

The Geeks

Baby and Me: Black and White

baby:
Dress: Carter's
Shoes: Carter's

me:
Dress: ModCloth
Shoes: ModCloth

I think Mr. Geek would have to take us out dancing if we wore these outfits!

Much love,
The Geeks

Oh, Internet... {54}

It's been approximately 1 million years since I last did an Oh, Internet... post, but I actually had time to look at the internet this week, so I figured I'd show you what I found!

I'm almost done sewing our family Hallowe'en costumes, but they are nowhere near as amazing as the ones that Make It and Love It makes for her kids!  (I'm trying not to feel inadequate...)

This one pot red wine pasta from A Beautiful Mess looks divine!

Carrots for Michaelmas shared a beautiful reflection on instilling positive body image in her children.

This tumblr is too perfect.

Kelly at View Along the Way is incredible- seriously, you should read every post at her blog!-  and she's begun chronicling her task to decorate a room in a safe house for women rescued from sex trafficking.  Isn't that amazing?

Shayla at Northern Exposure wrote about how awful it is when people say "just you wait" and tell you how terrible it is to have kids.  I hate this, too- why can't we share the positive parts of parenthood?  (Which, by the way, far outweigh the negative.)  I found that people offer the same negativity when I talk about how happily married we are- "Just you wait, the honeymoon phase won't last forever!"


What happened on your internet this week?

Much love,
The Geeks

Wordless Wednesday: 4 Things

Internet, I present to you: Mr. Geek With Things on His Head:

 

 

I think that last one is my favorite :)

Today I'm linking up over at Focused on the Magic for the Wordless Wednesday Disney blog hop!  Today's theme is 4 Things.  Click the button below to join in on the blog hop!

 

Much love,

The Geeks 

*all photos personal*

On Weddingbee: the Most Memorable Part of Our Wedding Day

I've got another post up at Weddingbee for the After the Wedding series, this time about the most memorable portion of the day (for us- the guests, thankfully, didn't know about our almost-disaster!) Check it out!

Culinary Adventures: Pizza Pasta

I've got a recipe for you today that is so simple it's not even funny.  (Wait would it be funny if it were hard?)  I don't know about you, but pasta is sort of my go-to standby dinner for when I need something quick, easy, and tasty (which is every night).  I'm sure my darling husband is getting sick of the same old meat sauce- though, being the darling husband that he is, he'd never admit such feelings- so I'm constantly on the look-out for ways to switch up the old standby that still fall within the "quick, easy, and tasty) category.  Italian sausage was on sale during my grocery trip, so I snagged some with the intention of making pizza...but then I forgot to grab some dough.

And so we have Pizza Pasta- all the flavors of pizza in a pasta dish!

*personal photo*

 Pizza Pasta

-1 lb penne pasta (but this would honestly work with any pasta)
-olive oil
-1 lb sweet Italian sausage, casings removed (if you're feeling spicy, you could go with a hot sausage instead)
-1 clove garlic, minced
-1 16oz can diced tomatoes
-1 Tbsp dried basil
-1 Tbsp dried parsley

-Cook the pasta according to package directions.

-Meanwhile, add some olive oil to a pan and brown the sausage over medium heat.  Crumble it with a wooden spoon as you cook it (remember to remove it from the casing first!)

-Once the sausage is cooked through, add the garlic and saute until fragrant.

-Add the diced tomatoes and the herbs and lower the heat.  Cook, covered, until the pasta is done.  Drain the pasta and toss in the sauce.  Serve topped with shredded cheese (mozzarella to be authentic, but we only had cheddar and it was just as tasty).

What's your standby dinner?  How do you switch it up to keep things interesting?

Much love,
The Geeks